A Day In Nail's Life

Who knew nails lead such interesting lives? If they have sex, it brings a whole new meaning to getting nailed!

You know, i've always thought about getting a small tattoo, you know, maybe a cute bunny wabbit on my butt, or maybe 'I love my mom' on my upper arm - But these criminals have clearly decided no to take the 'subtle' approach!

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

You're sure of a BIG surprise. It's amazing what you can stumble upon in Russia's forests, a little kid would have a perfect childhood here. The billions of rubles worth of military equipment rotting here is staggering.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

You will NEVER regret spending a day marveling at God's wonderful creations, the cool water on your body, the soft sand beneath your feet AND the overload of beautiful beach babe butt in your face - DAYUM!

How much is too much, when it comes to hotties? It's a question that has troubled the mind of every red blooded man since the dawn of time - Only God knows the answer and he's keeping us guessing!

It's a wonder of nature (or fluke) when it comes to taking a photograph of a fast moving event, one micro-second too early or too late and you will have missed the crucial moment where it all comes together. Life's awesome.

What better combo could there possibly be?. There's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

People in Phucket seem to take great delight in stabbing stuff through their cheeks. Apparently their pain brings good luck to those that they pass as they walk around town, showing off their piercings. Weird.

It's official, Lilo has begun her 90 days prison sentence - I wonder if she'll join the 'Bling Ring' or become some big dykes sex slave, or start some nakie bitch fights, we can but hope!