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American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?

Ah, for those wonderful days of college life, where you devoted all of your time to study and the pursuit of knowledge to further your young mind. There was very little time for anything else really. Or was that in another reality?

So with the London looters safely back in their homes and normality restored it's time to look back and try to laugh. With all that free shopping they did it's time to do some 'shopping' of our own :)

You know you have achieved advertising in it's purest form when copy is no longer necessary to promote the brand product that you are working on. There are some epic campaigns that words cannot describe.

Welcome to the world of weird & weirder inflatables that should never have been filled with ai.A mixture of rubber against their skin & giant plastic body cavities, I don't know which is more perverted.

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

For some of us it feels that it's another amazing summertime, filled with good times, lasting memories, happiness and the thought of good times shared. For the rest of us it means it's soon time to get back to work or school.

The age of the self-shooting sweetheart is definitely upon us with a fine display of intimate self-portrait perfection. Forget the lighting, the background and just concentrate on the superb subject matter.

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it - PERFECTION!