TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Kim Jong-un requires all North Korean men to have the same haircut that he has. But just imagine if that extended outside of North Korea, specifically to celebrities who had to rock the dictator's slick do too.

It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night and you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.

Another collection of alternative illustrations for Prometheus posters, a couple of honey badgers, some Watchmen prequel comicbook cover designs, Conan, The Black Keys, Total Recall, The Phantom Apprentice and much, much more.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.

Ruining other people's earnest attempts at phtography. Pull a stunt like one of these and you can turn a dreary group photo into an infinitely more awesome image.

America, the land of the free. Also the land of the crazy, the weird, and the overall wtf. We're not saying that isn't something to be proud of.

Here's some of the coolest watches I've ever seen. These are sure to impress fashion freaks and techno geeks around the world!

Maria Zarring is a model from Moscow who became noted for having extremely large natural assets. This very curvy woman enjoys having shoots in tight dresses and here are some of her winning moves - 'Chest-mate'.

Now this is NOT what we have come to expect from those delicate creatures of the human species. This just goes to prove that women can be just as godawful as men when it comes to acting like delightful douchebags.