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The horror, the horror of it all. It's a txt message that every sibling has nightmares about, being thrown out of the family home by your mother.... But wait!... This takes a turn for the surreal!

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

There's not a goddamn thing on this green earth that isn't improved at least ten fold with the addition of a pair of googly eyes. It's so simple but so freaking hilarious! That's it, I'm buying some right now.

Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.

This is something that the whole world needs to know. Send a link to everyone you know. Trust me, this information can only make the world a better place.

Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!

Suck it 4Chan, the Beatles discovered LOLcats long before you ever existed!

The Internet, trying its hardest to save trees worldwide since the 1960's. Dang you Ma Bell!

If you grew up in the grungy 1990's then you’ll know Nirvana’s album “Nevermind”. What you won’t know is what was on the end of that fishing line with the dollar attached. Well, guess who?

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.