Z-Board - Electric Skateboard

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

In backyard wrestling, there are no champions; there are just idiots competing for injuries.

Life is all about balance, too much of one thing and it collapses. Is it any surprise the chair got fed up with the demands the fat guy was placing on it and just quit?

Sometimes it's best to leave this for the track - Two guys challenge each other to a street race and end up colliding with oncoming traffic. Guess it's time for some Driver's Ed!

Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here's a few ideas for those parties where you find yourself wide-awake and bored while everyone else has passed out.

She's lying on her back and she's got her pink friend with her...that'll be her phone then - HAWT!

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.

Some people have nothing better to do than put on a thong and shake it at the camera like they were a human rattle snake & people, like me, have nothing better to do than watch them. Someone has to.

I almost kinda feel sorry for this dumb-ass - What went through his head after this embarrassing failure? Sand-- and lots of it.

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

Dog owners prepare your "awwww" face because you're going to be using it a lot over the next few minutes as this cute puppies and mutts parade themselves across your screen.