Failed Street Racing

Sometimes it's best to leave this for the track - Two guys challenge each other to a street race and end up colliding with oncoming traffic. Guess it's time for some Driver's Ed!

All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is a step too far.

Cannot wait for this show, there's nothing that makes me feel like a human being more than seeing orphaned children suffering. It's one of the great pleasures of life, so what if a kid's life is ruined, I'm getting some giggles.

You’re probably trying to forget it, but for everyone else here’s the hits from the year that gave us Pique, the jalapeño pepper mascot for FIFA 86. So get those rose-tinted glasses on and head off to planet nostalgia.

The nose gear of a Boeing 727 malfunctions, yet the pilot lands the plane with such precision I doubt anyone on board noticed the difference.

Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.

The Luigi Death Stare comes out from the confines of the new Mario Kart game and into the Anime Expo as Luigi rides around giving off some bad vibes while throwing a green shell at any one he passes.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

Yoda comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.

When you are fatter than your friends it becomes your duty to be the butt of all jokes and the make a fool of yourself in almost all situations and this is one of them.