You've Heard Of Butt Pirates

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

Your friends might act like they don't enjoy your annoying pranks that catch them unaware when they're trying to relax. But the truth is they love it. Especially a crossbow to the gut.

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.

Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity.

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...