I Don't Want To Live On This Planet Anymore!

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

In every way possible, this guy is awesome and needs to be celebrated throughout the internets. Trolling girls on dating sites is one thing, trolling them in such spectacular style is tantamount to genius.

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

Everyone's eaten there, but most of us aren't proud of it. This guy is. He is REALLY proud of it. In fact, He's lovin' it!

The movies abide by their own laws, where all delivery trucks are actually government spies, no one can shoot properly and all the other incongruous things that never happen in real life. To help you here's a handy chart.

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

Sometimes even the proper use of Engrish in a news broadcast headline can throw up some interesting thoughts in your head about 'wtf!?' was actually going on. Weird!

I think she should be the next to run for the first female president. She's definitely got the experience part down.. -LOL