You Wanted Transparency!

You GOT Transparency! In politics it's a fight to the death - It kinda looks like Julien Assange gave Obama a lot more transparency than he bargained for - PWND!

It might take you a second or two to spot him, but that noselessness is unmistakable. It's "He who shall not be named, chilaxing in the sun.

Great for worrying penguins and checking out what few icebergs the planet has left. Watch out for Japanese fishing boats though, unless you want to become sushi.

When you are stuck in the desert you'll do anything for a bit of fun - WTF?

It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.

Ladies, so you are meeting up with your boyfriend later on and you txt him a message to let him know what to expect that evening...BUT...You txt your dad by mistake. Never assume you can pull the wool over his eyes. FAIL!

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(

They might look like tiny-armed, fighty Australian types, but it turns out that Kangaroos are actually pretty awesome hipster slayers. Genius.

A great bit of artwork printed out on to paper and then plastered onto a wall in France. Totally unrealistic though, Ryu would totally kick Muhammed Ali's ass. Fact. You need to defeat his dragon punch to stand a chance...

They hide at the top of your stairs and come out at night....Mostly! If you are a feline owner then you will know that if you get more than 3 cats together then the spookiness begins. fear them.