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I'm sure even Jesus would have thought this was funny..

Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.

Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two, on the one hand you have skinny, lifeless beings with dead eyes walking the earth listlessly, on the other you have zombies. ithankyou!

When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.

It's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions.

Proof that paint & idiots mis really well and combine to produce a striking shade of FAIL! Why do you check the lid on that can of paint before you leave the store? This is why.

It'll turn you from a llama into a teen heart throb, but no guy will ever respect you and your career will most likely be over before it began. That's what you get for using a 4 bladed razer I guess...

Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.

It’s a dilemma many of us face. Should I choose Becca, Vanessa, Ally or Amber? Decisions, decisions. Thank the good Lord that someone like Mikeyjam’s on hand to help sort shit out.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.