World's Fastest Robot

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

Language is a funny thing. All it takes is a slight mispronunciation of one word and an entire sentence can be rendered totally hilarious. If that sentence is used to teach the language then it's a joke that'll keep on giving!

This cat gets a GoPro camera strapped to it's neck and has a typical day in it's life immortalised on film. It makes for some rather interesting viewing. Far more interesting than a cat's life has any right to be...

Baby's first words can be a wonderful thing, something to record on video and play to proud grandparents and relatives, it's pure magic. However, sometimes it just doesn't come out as you intended.

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

The dark knight might be a butt kicking gravel voiced badass but he's not so cool in the 60's TV show. Ever wondered what would happen if the two were to meet? Well wonder no more and enjoy this abominable crossbreed.

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

More animated atrocities from the weird and warped mind of Cyriak. These ones are made from cute fluffy kittens so they're not as scary as they could be. If Cyriak ever makes a horror movie though it'll be freaking terrifying.

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.