World Cup vs. Twilight

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

He might not look like the sort of guy you want to give a nice big warm hug to, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's Mein Kampf, in which case judge away.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?

This is one that I've never fully understood so I'm glad it puzzle the philosoraptor too. A bikini is okay to wear out, yet underwear isn't. Women; you so crazy.

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.

First we had Google, a thing of pure simplicity in a world full of crappy complicated search engines. Then came YouTube and our easy browsing life was complete. However, they just couldn't resist ADDING sh#t! :(

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

Dogs, don't you just love them, they are with you through thick & thin, always there with their unconditional love and ready to lisk your face with tose wet tongues of theirs, could there be anything nicer?