When Bed Is Best

It may just be schadenfreude but there really is nothing in the world more cozy and comforting that laying in bed dozing while someone else is getting ready for work.

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

We've seen it in many films over the years, from Back to the Future to Terminator and beyond. They told us that that was all it was: fiction. But now , finally, here's undisputed proof that time travel does exist. Mind = blown.

Poor Steven, someone should have told him that 'Rule number 1' when it comes to Facebook is always keeping your password safe. When it falls into the wrong hands (your friends) all kinds of things can happen. Epic.

Remember that cute little TV show Tellitubbies that your kid brother/sister/YOU used to watch, can you recall the baby sun that used to shine over them? Well, prepare to feel very old my friend!

So I heard about this tea bagging thing. What the hell is the big deal, i just don't get it?? I finally have a sleeping victim, i'm ready for action. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

The only benefit this person could possibly gain from this is that cucumber is good for the eyes. So while they'll awake with a b'stard behind them their eyes will feel fine