What Now?

A collection of unbeatable odds, sticky situations and puzzling predicaments. Every single one of them screams "WAT DO!?". Please feel free to email any possible solutions to us and we will promtly ignore them.

You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?

In the not too distant future there'll be no 'nerds' or 'geeks, all of these titles will be a thing of the past as everyone will have a cute cyborg who'll love you enough to put up with your W.O.W account AND make you a sammich.

Sometimes it can be hard on these cold, dark winter days to try and remember what sunshine, sea and seriously cute girls in bikinis ever felt or looked like - Here is some inviting imagery to raise the temperature!

When the weekend lands there's usually only ever one thing on your mind. Well, maybe two, but they're interlinked. Drinking! Kicking back and chilaxing with a drink or turning it into a competitive activity. The important part is the drinking!

The burning question here is "would you or wouldn't you?" Do you have the confidence to date a woman who could physically overpower you in any conceivable way possible? Put like that it doesn't sound too bad.

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!

Ah, the internet, where the pretty girls are either kinda fat, ugly, both, or not females at all but old men. It's all trickery. These girls have mastered the clever use of angles to conceal what they really look like. Scary.

You know you have achieved advertising in it's purest form when copy is no longer necessary to promote the brand product that you are working on. There are some epic campaigns that words cannot describe.

It doesn't help that most of these people are as ugly as sin anyway, but add in the distortions from messing up a panoramic photo and you have some true nightmare fuel.

Some women who post self shot phone pictures of themselves online need to steam the mirror up first or do some serious photoshooping. These women don't. These women are sublime self-shooting super-babes from on high.