Web Classic - Knock Knock

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...

So, you're the sort of person who's too lazy to take their pants down when they need to poop? Well, then frankly you don't deserve to live. But because you do, then get this giant nappy suit & get mocked everywhere you go.

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

So many questions. Such a short video. I think this clip is like an episode of lost. It poses more questions than it answers but is strangely compelling. I just hope Cyril Sneer wasn't seriously injured...

Who said that Jackass was a male-dominated zone where guys have all the fun? These chicks would beg to differ - WARNING: This might to too close to the bone for some guys - LMAO!

Sometimes no matter what you do you have NO chance - This has FAIL written all over it.. LOL

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

Reporter covering sledders gets knocked right off his feet. -LOL

Witness a compilation of upset-inducing scenes where adults act like assholes and steal dreams (and baseballs) as players throw the cute little kids a game ball to keep as a treasured memory (nightmare).

The goal here is to climb to the top of the pole as it falls toward the other side of the lake. This guy looks like he makes it until his pole snaps sending him face first into the sand.