Best Jerry Springer Moment Ever

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

To celebrate 'Shark Week' some clever pet owner has kitted his cat out with an awesome shark costume and to top it off has put it astride a Roomba vaccuum cleaner. We present to you '#SharkCat'.

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.

When it comes to hardcore rappers there are none more hardcorerer than this guy. He's got guns and he's not afraid to wave them around like he just don't care. Also, his rhymes are tight and his flow is fresh. Word.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

This is the only time you don't have to really worry after the condom breaks.

This girl could make a fortune if they were diamonds. WTF

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.