War Horse

Adapted from the play of the same name, it's a wonderful film and arguably the best thing that Sarah Jessica Parker has ever been in, except maybe Sex And The City 3; Rise Of The Menopause.

It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...

Yeah, this pic pretty much sums up the Republican hypocrisy. Less government involvement in business, but they have no problem with the government telling us how to live!

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.

You can just tell his whole life story by looking at this picture - I'll bet he is the hardest guy in the whole trailer park!

If you stare really hard you can find it, it looks like a big red arrow & its making a loud fapping sound!

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.