Wait, it's a WHAT?

A drink pouring device. Of course it is. Two in a pack, nestled up lovingly against one another purely by accident. Whatever you say, pal.

Would these be on every street corner if hippies ruled the world?

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!

This is what America has to look forward to..

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

Now this is something that, depending on your feelings towards her, could yield some very interesting answers. Ladies: For the future, always to ask 'what' is actually over before responding.

Well, this cat took it a little too far..

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!