Unlikely Batman Quotes

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Machines that solve Rubik's Cubes are not new, but this one is probably the fastest so far and it's made completely from Lego and controlled by a smartphone. How much more awesome do you need?

Just how do these people plan these cool pranks?!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

Camels are usually pretty lame, prone to spitting, smelly and generally bad tempered. Unless of course the camel in question is doing a seriously awesome Peter Griffin impression, in which case it's the coolest animal ever.

Ok, i can see some sort of trend starting here with the first of '30 Seconds of a hot chick' - Two ultimate hotties blowing bubbles at each other for just 30 seconds!

Share the perspective of Nick Jordan, bike-riding crazy who flies down this hill that has an altitude of 160 meters for around 1.2 kilometers on a skinny-looking bike that would terrify any sane human being.

I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!

When it comes to racing cars, the action's mostly going on outside of the vehicle. But not this race, this race all the actions going on inside the car, right around where this girl's sitting.

Now you can read the extended version. Yes, a whole new 200 pages for you to get to grips with, with many, many passages about having to shit in the woods with no toilet paper. Oh, the humanity!

It's not often that spiders get to be cute. When they are burrying themselves under sand and laying in wait for prey it could either be terrifying or cute as a button. Thanks to the voice-over on this it is cute as hell! Awwww.