Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

What it lacks in complexity it more than makes up for with efficacy. All it requires is a cherry bomb and a box of matches and a mate who can take a joke and (if possible) has a spare pair of underpants.

It's time to witness the near-impossible in skateboarding. Robbyn Magby pulls off an insanely difficult 720 double kickflip while being filmed with a 1000fps high speed camera. Impressive.

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker - OMG!

Ever wanted to see a clip of actors saying movie titles in movies? Then you're in for a heck of a treat with this brilliantly edited video. You've got to wonder just how long it took to put this clip together?

You might think this is a pointless talent, but it's exactly the same as math: it'll come into use some day. Maybe. Probably. Most likely not. I couldn't hear a word she was saying as i was too busy staring at her. Wow.

It might look like a crow or a blackbird or something but this is actually a rare avian variety known as the Dankhawk. They are inexplicably drawn to reefer and can often be found in front of the TV with empty cheeto packets and orangey wingtips.

This has to be the most awesome car chase I've ever seen. The only car chase ever choreographed to not actually use a single car! As if that wasn't enough to clinch it, there's lots of beer too!

It seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it's all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer.

What a year it’s been - How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!”