Ultimate Close Call Compilation 2014

From giant boulders nearly crushing someone to death, to lots of near-misses caught on Russian dashcams, this compilation will have you perched on the edge of your desk chair.

Whoops. A phone number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect callers to a Feed the Children line but instead connects them to a sex line. Coincidence? Chance? Mistake?

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!

Hogwarts isn't the only wizarding school in existence. Budding inner city wizards need somewhere to learn their trade too and not all of them can get the train from platform nine-and-three-quarters.

Big chicks & furniture are never a good mix! A reggaeton dance couple takes the phrase 'break dancing' a little too literally and a table comes to its end.

I think you're supposed to tie the boat to the dock.. not the truck. And I'm pretty sure you're supposed to UNTIE it when you're ready to set sail.. - LOL

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.

Have you played Amnesia yet, maybe you have but have totally forgotten? It's fast becoming the world's go-to game for immediate relief from constipation and this dude sounds like a relieved customer.

Look away now if you don't want to see the devastating cuteness wrought when two kitties crash in a head on collision. It's almost unbearable to see, but stand strong and you're be glad you stuck with it to the end.

Wow this chick has the skills to pay the bills, well maybe not but she can peel a banana with her feet which is pretty damn cool.