Inner City Wizard School

Hogwarts isn't the only wizarding school in existence. Budding inner city wizards need somewhere to learn their trade too and not all of them can get the train from platform nine-and-three-quarters.

There's nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what's the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste.

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

I know, I know. There's loads of videos just like this all over youtube, but you know what? There's a reason they are popular, so stop being such a hipster surfer and sit back and enjoy!

Ever wondered what the world would be like if Tom Cruise, John Travolta and all the other Scientology were actually right about their crazy-ass religion? Here's a taster. It's incredibly depressing.

Wow if this chick rocked up in my office and tried to make me act sexy i dont think i would be getting much work done.

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!

You may think you have your own internal gaydar that is infallible, but there’s always room for an app for that. For instance, all those people who are a bit camp or butch and off goes your gaydar app, turns out they’re not.

During a photo shoot break the model picks up a soccer ball and shows off some pretty impressive soccer skills.

It's safe to assume most mediums are snake-oile selling confidence fraudsters and the others are simply deluded to the point of being certifiable. If there ever was a real medium, his job would be pretty hard...

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!