Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition.

Hamsters make pretty weak pets. They can't fetch, be ridden or guard your room. There is one thing that they can do though, and that's run. They can also make you laugh, if you're into tiny furry slapstick geniuses.

If it exists and it’s badass, then a Lego version of it must be created — that’s one of the rules of the internet along with rule 34. And so the new Star Trek movie trailer gets recreated in everyone’s favorite toy building block.

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

This kid has it all - But all he is interested in is playing video games the little nerdlinger.

Charlie Brooker gives us his thoughts on the whole KONY 2012 capaign and illuminates some sinister details about the company that started it; Invisible Children.

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

He's going to grow up to be a great Break user someday.