Charlie Brooker Vs KONY 2012

Charlie Brooker gives us his thoughts on the whole KONY 2012 capaign and illuminates some sinister details about the company that started it; Invisible Children.

Just look at the fine skill these girls twirl that hoop with, such majesty, such finesse. I might become a hula-hoop girl manager and get a whole team of them to perform while I sit back and admire the view.

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people getting pwnd. The day just got a LOT better!

Because changing lanes normally is just so goddamn dull. Sometimes you have to mix it up a little, lay some rubber and pray you don't end up in a ditch, on fire. Someone get this man a cookie, stat.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

There is a lovely tranquility about this video. It’s something unique to cats, that delicate elegance. You wouldn’t get 2 dogs practising a gentle, conservative martial art. No way. Yep. Biting each others faces?

Julian Smith is a strange guy. He makes strange videos on his Youtube channel and most of them are pretty damn funny, if you can get past all the strangeness surrounding them. This one is about a strange relationship.

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.

WTF!? I'm not sure i like this idea of combining major public holidays! Still, this worked out waaay better than when he tried to combine Thanksgiving and Memorial day by leaving turkeys on soldiers' graves!

It’s too easy to ridicule the wobbly chinned, doughy chavsters that inhabit the Jeremy Kyle Show, they get all the suffering they’ll ever need just by looking in the mirror.But it's still fun!

I'm not sure whether I was more impressed with, how damn fast this chameleon changed colors or that someone owned this many pair of seriously crappy Ray-Bans. Either way this critter is awesome.