Toe-curling Nightclub Snaps

There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".

Think of it as pr0n for powerpoint. The stuff that makes mathematicians hot under the collar, and in this gallery the medium has been lovingly subverted to the cause of lolz. it's enough for the inner-nerd in you to explode.

"To have a good time - gooood time!" - Who the hell wrote that, obviously a 40yr old virgin who had No idea what they were singing about and probably never will.

Who knew nails lead such interesting lives? If they have sex, it brings a whole new meaning to getting nailed!

They say timing is everything and in the case of these photos it couldn't be more accurate if you tried a thousand times. A collection of dramatic snapshots frozen at the perfect time.

Some people really do have a 'special' relationship with their pets. I'm not gonna dwell on how surreal some of these inages are because there is definitely something sinister going on. It sends a shiver down my spine!

It was a great party at the weekend (shame you don't remember it), wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

Childhood, there's no better place to impregnate fears that will stay with you, building into neuroses & eventually have a breakdown in mid-life ending up in therapy, nobody knows that better than the monsters in a child's mind :(

It's surprising the human race is alive and relatively well after looking at some of these pics. The sins of the father and of the mother too. No doubt these kid'll grow up to be well-rounded, fully developed deviants

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.

It's time for the Monday experience to hit you once again, except, it's Tuesday, because yesterday you were out celebrating the life of Jeebus & today you are nursing a killer hangover. I'd suggest a large dose of this.