Toad House Is Rigged

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

Flashmobs are lame. This is a universal truth. The guy on the right hand side of this video somehow manages to make this one worth watching due to his unbridled enthusiasm and the sheer joy it is giving him to join in.

My question is why did they put that gate there.. and so close to the end of the slide - WTF?

Locked doors: Superman's other weakness. The Daily Planet is not going to reimburse his tuition if he keeps bolting from class like that.

The fourth of July just passed — so what better way to stir up some of the old passions than interviewing an Englishman who knows his American culture like he knows his way to the dentist.

Everyone loves a blast on Mario Kart on the DS from time to time, even 007 - Just to show off what an all round badass he is, Bond will not only fire a blue shell up your ass but he’ll do it in the middle of a car chase. What a guy!

Dora the Explorer has upped her game and is no longer the cute backpack-wearing character your child grew to love. Now she’s turned into a hard ass ninja who likes nothing more than kicking the crap out of bad guys.

Only in Japan would you get your dinner served up to you tap dancing on your plate. But if you're into fresh food then it doesn't really get any more fresh than this, if it did you'd be sitting in the sea. The question is, "could you?"

London-based animator RageNineteen imagines what the 'Star Wars: Episode VII' teaser trailer would have probably looked like if it had been directed by the explosion-obsessed Transformers director, Michael Bay.

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

Even in Star Trek, the green guy is the awesome one, the blue guy is the smart one, and the yellow guy is the asian one. Go figure.