Slide into Gate Pain

My question is why did they put that gate there.. and so close to the end of the slide - WTF?

He takes the time to turn a Millenium Falcon toy into a fully functioning guitar but doesn't learn how to play the theme from the Mos Eisley cantina? WTF man, and you call yourself a fan!?

Slamming into the side of a building during your base jump is a good indication that your playing the wrong sport. maybe it's time to re-evaluate and take up something like stamp collecting instead?

Be warned, even if you're not afraid of heights you'll probably have an anxiety attack after watching these people dangle precariously off the edge of very high places like complete insaniac monsters.

Now hula hooping might sound a bit sissy, but this is way more macho. It's hula hooping mixed with ballet. Wait, that still sounds lame. I'm probably just not describing it right. Just watch it. It's cool.

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...

That's actually just how inversion tables work. They were created to make you look stupid no matter how you use them.

Meanwhile, in Lincolnshire… The contestants grab an egg out of a box of six where five have been hardboiled. They then smash it against their forehead and try not to end up with egg on their face.

Okay, so the title gave away the ending a bit but hey, at least that's another thing checked off the list of weird stuff that you'd never seen before. Sure, it's not one of the important ones, but it's a start...

I thought this little fella would at least get close but the poor guy has absolutely no skills.

Stop the presses! A Michael Bay film that doesn't look like a great big explosion riddle pile of old ass. Sure there are explosions and hugely muscled he-men, but it still looks better than Transformers...