Titanic Abridged

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

As if you ever needed it, here is the proof that most of us find setting up security questions for any acount to be too difficult, but especially for this guy. It's enough to make us either blow a fuse, or not bother.

Only the brave should prepare themselves to watch what is, one of the most horrific scenes never seen in a movie in the world ever. If you do have the balls to watch this, make sure you have a cushion handy to hide behind.

If you never went to college and want to know what it's like to go, it's a lot like this. It's like a montage of this and failing on tests. There's a hint of learning but it's mostly about hangovers.

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

It seems that the days of unlimited chicks dancing alone in their bedroom is coming to an end. They are either snapped up by fee-paying websites or busted by parents, but not this cutie.

I’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible.

More like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!

This is why Parkour should only be done by trained professionals, not a couple of 7th graders at their school on the weekend. - OUCH

The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.

This chick dances around the room and crashes through a table, proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention