WTF Flammable Tap Water

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

They might be a natural drug, rather than synthetic, but just how do magic mushrooms alter brain chemistry? AsapSCIENCE takes a look at what this psychotropic drug does.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

A Dad loads up five kids on his motorcycle and drives them to school in Pakistan.

Sometimes animals do things that humand find.....Dumb. I have no idea why the dog did what he did, but I think you can tell he feels pretty stupid afterwards. Or he is on a higher plane of intelligence?