Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

An eight-foot tall combat robot, RL7, that malfunctions, goes AWOL and memories start surfacing about its possible human past. Cue the military raining down on his ass to try and cover up the truth.

What if everyone in your town was going insane & the military were shooting everyone on sight? Who would you turn to?

I can almost guarantee that you will never see this type of shot on the pro-circuit, which is a shame because it's amazing - This happens when you drink 9 shots of polish vodka and play golf.

It’s so sweet. They must really love each other. Hang on, what’s that say at the end? He’s what! Oh man, that’s cold. That is cold.

What would possess a man to try this - his whole mouth should have been ripped out !

You’d think riding a scooter would be pretty easy, just jump on the thing, turn the engine on and off you go. But as with most things in life, it’s rarely ever that simple—well not for these idiots anyway.

How many Oreo cookies have to die Oreo cookies plus milk plus way too much free time equals this—but how many Oreos must die before this man's thirst for tricksy rebounds is sated?

If you like shooting virtual guns at things, chances are you've played Battlefield 3, in which case this will be relevant to your interests. A whole bunch of maps, mods, weapons and vehicles will soon be available!