The Next Big Thing Is Here

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

It's a pretty big thing to shave you head bald, especially when you're a cheerleader, so credit to them. It's for a good cause too, but does anyone really wanna see a slaphead waving pom-poms? I bet they got fired afterwards...

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.

Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.

Watch what happens when a dune buggy flips over near a bunch of innocent bystanders, knocking out the driver while his foot's still on the gas.

This film can rightfully hold its head up high & claim to be the greatest movie never made. It's an epic plot, involving a shark in the pool & the dilemma these beautiful people face, avoiding going in the pool.

Extreme corporate retreats like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, have their positives, just make sure you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.

I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!

When it's time to learn the backflip, just hope you are of Russian descent. He's mastered the basics and the next step is to get upside down. Thats when it all starts to go FAIL...But WAIT!?

I'm gonna put my money on robo-canine!