The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

If this isn't out and out the single weirdest music video that you've ever seen, well, I'll turn into an old man turtle and scuttle off behind a jury of ghosts. Also, you're a nut. You're crazy in a coconut.

Just a copyright-free little ditty about an Egyptian river god who finds a place to sleep atop two sheep and a deer named Harrison, who also happen to be governors of Algiers before the French conquest in 1830.

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

This is such a simple prank but one that I am only now witnessing for the first time. This prank should be rife. It's amazing! Just a small expenditure and everything in a mile radius gets coated with guano!

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

Spotting celebrities and having your picture taken with them is pretty awesome. You can make all of you facebook friends seethe with jealous rage. Or you could just snap pics with complete strangers...

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

Katy Perry straddles a stripper pole as she transforms into a villainous Egyptian queen for the Dark Horse music video, where she kills at least two men using magical powers—all set in Memphis, Egypt a long time ago.

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.