Russian Homemade Grenade Fail

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

To be or not to be - that is the question. In a world where excess is the norm, one thing's for sure though, none of this lot are ever going to make it as The Next Top Model ! One too many for model behaviour ?!

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.

That amazing gymnast last week did an incredible exercise ball stunt. This is not him. This dude has a very interesting 'alternative' technique!

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

The wait is finally over, the enthralling new instalment of the craft of conflict arrives this year - prepare yourself!

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.

Most dog's can't even be taught not to poop in the corner of the room and attack the postman every morning. This one has been trained to act. Possibly. I wonder if he's ever done any Shakespeare?

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

This is admirable behaviour from this chick. Years have passed but still she tracked down this woman, just so she could show her her furry love hole and make amends.

The NBA starts up in about a month here, and it looks like Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets might just start getting into the infamous LeBron/Dwight Howard trick shot competitions.