Teenage Mutant Ninja Artist

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

In the kingdom of the geek the girlfriend'd one is king. Yeah you can have a +999 Fire Sword of Dragon Testes but when your buddy's rocking up with a hot babe, then no form of +nerd power can beat it.

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

The Internet, trying its hardest to save trees worldwide since the 1960's. Dang you Ma Bell!

Well, someone should have broken the news to this little boy ahead of time..