Teamwork

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

Once you can take your eyes off the cute chick in the forground you will notice that all is not as it seems on this subway carriage. Yep, you got it, thats dude's tie is totally clashing with his coat. Uggh.

I heard this guy likes bling so he got some bling on his bling. They say a man can have all the bling that money can buy, but is he happy? Well, this guy certainly looks it, so yeah, he is.

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

Lets face it, when it comes to 'certain' things chicks have a totally different perspective than dudes on how the world works. Some of these examples will make sense to any guy who has ever been in a relationship with a female.

Dude is like a honey badger. He just don't care. Also, he was doing it since before being blase was even cool. He might look like a dork, but he's a veritable Fonzie.

Especially if they tell you that keeping an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome in your basement is a swell idea. If they do I think you're legally entitled to kick them square in the balls.

They're organising, getting stronger, and one day there will be enough of them to take over the ENTIRE planet - Be afraid, be very afraid - "THE GINGERS ARE COMING!"