Teach Me How To Panda

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

It's an epic orchestral theme and one which deserves only the highest caliber of musician to recreate it. Luckily the gentleman you are about to hear is the best melodica player in the universe. Brace for awesome.

He might have lame skillz spinning the tray on his finger like a basketball, but his dunk-shot is amazing! Unlike the customers waiting for their food out front, you just got served!

The rules of Tumblr are pretty inconsequential, who cares about those boring rules. It's all about the cute chick, if she was a 40 year old man with sweat patches on his crotch, we wouldn't be watching this, would we?

Prepare to be totally shocked! A restaurant in Japan fries the body of a fish in oil but keeps the head out so that the fish is alive when it is served to its customers. I dunno if i could stomach eating this - WTF!!?

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

A driver briefly falls asleep at the wheel while he passes through a busy intersection. At least he will be totally unaware of the possible horrors that might have occured - OMG!

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

His last, ironic text: drivng bus sux, couldnt get any worse tho...FML.

If you’re worried what gay marriage might do to straight marriage, then look no further than this video to stoke your fire. These terrifying conversations are occurring in the homes of straight couples everywhere right now.

This appears to be a stunt gone wrong. If I read it right, the quad was actually supposed to land on his head, not just on his back.