Bus Driver Crashes While Texting

His last, ironic text: drivng bus sux, couldnt get any worse tho...FML.

It's refreshing to see someone not taking themselves too seriously, and what's even more refreshing is the awesome 80s track they've got on this video. It's inspirational.

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

This chick tries to jump a creek but ends up bouncing her face off the side of it instead. The weird thing here is that she's not a blonde, but then again, maybe she dyed her hair?

Once you let a cat do something like this, then that's it. They've seen you'll weaken and then they'll just use it again and again. So now every time this woman brushes her teeth with a towel on her head, along comes kitty.

So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered. Tough break. Wonder what the bet was?

Marching bands aren't usually cool. they're usually about as cool as rampant herpes pustules, but this band have somehow managed to be a marching band while simultaneously being cooler than the fonz.

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

Note to all the Pop Warner coaches out there: don't teach your kids to take a hit like Tim Tebow did, even if they are playing for the Gators.

For some reason there's nothing quite as gratifying as watching an abject failure played out in glorious slow motion. The only thing that can improve on this formula is having a mate in the background not giving a single fuck.

Extremely lucky day for the kid, but tough day for the rider...little kids are worth more points, you know.