Still Alive - Played By Lazers

It might be a touch out of tune and the tempo may faulter from time to time, but c'mon, it's a freaking laserbeam. Cut it some slack. Also, when you see what it's etching while playing the song you'll sh#t bricks.

Watching a couple of guys testing the durability of a condom might not sound like fun, but you'd be surprised. If you haven't seen this sort of thing before you'll probably enjoy it. I know I did.

She has a knowing glint in her eye, the look that says she's a devil behind that cute smile, which is exactly how we like them. Feigning innocence, but really just as corrupt as a giant corporation!

Everyone is anxiously awaiting his next song all about watermelon!

This guy might look like your thumb with a face drawn on but he has a talent. He has the incredible ability to make me laugh my ass off. I can't figure out if he is having a seizure, stupid or simply a troll?

This is such an obvious movie mashup I'm completely amazed that nobody has put these two together before. I kinda wish this was a real movie. I'd love to see Neo fighting with Agent Lumbergh on top of a skyscraper...

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop.

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.