Samuel L Jackson Rules

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Wow! This is totally awesome. One of the greatest ways to hook up with a chick ever. It shows awesome skills and a willingness to commit to a girl in front of your friends and the public. What a BOSS this guy is!

So, the most important question of our generation; can you blow up a firecracker inside a balloon using a high powered laser without inadvertently popping said balloon? Place your bets now!

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

You were probably just wondering what had happened to Rebecca Black? Well, she’s back! Time to set your ears to stun and crank the volume. because she’s gone from web wannabe to polished turd.

Revenge is always sweet - Baking pan girl gets owned by pie guy.. LOL

It looks like the most awesome mechanical money box I've ever seen but it could be a real cat. Who knows? All I know is that I want one with every fiber of my being. Seriously. If I find out they're not for sale I might die.

Okay so he's a pretty damn good flair bartender, but if you've got a thirst on, want a nice refreshing pint and don't want to wait a half hour for it then this guy is probably not quite so good...

As the end of the world approaches, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

Once she reaches the right age think of the things you could do with her in the bedroom. Damn son!!!