Sponsored Superheroes

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

With the football season kicking off again around the world it's time to celebrate in style - How I'd love to score with these girls' - GOAL!!!

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess, & here are those results!

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.

Don't think that taking candid pictures of yourself for use on Facbook & Twitter is just restricted to us mere mortals, it seems like the celeb clique has caught on and wants in on the action as well. they aren't so different after all.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun & these girls look like they know how to do that!

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

Ever wondered what the world would be like if it was DC rather than Disney who bought Pixar? Perhaps even Marvel? Yeah, it would be a truly awesome world, full of expertly animated superheroes that look strangely familiar...

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

Another glorious Monday morning & another glorious gallery of whatever-the-hell weirdness that the internet had to offer over the weekend. All the best images have been skimmed off the top & are here for your perusal.