Prisoner Dives Into Toilet

Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.

It's long been known that it would take a truly special man.Well Greatness is upon us in the form of Barak Obama. The man is truly a visionary!

Terrell Owens was matched up with Joanna Krupa who gets pissed off during The Superstars and not only swears a dozen times in under a minute she blames the loss on T.O.

Trying a death-defying jump over the Tour de France cyclists as they ride by is some serious show-stealing dumbness. The guy went to the hospital after this and he almost died! Definite Darwin candidate.

I'm sure that this was much better than whatever the crowd actually paid to see.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!

His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?

India’s Health Minister Dr Harsh Vardhan provoked outrage and anger after saying “so-called sex education” should be banned in the country. So step up Indian satirists East India Comedy who made this lolsome video.

Google recently revealed a secret project they’ve been working on for the last two years: Project Wing. The video above shows the drone delivery service in action, delivering packages to remote farms in Australia.