Morgan Freeman GPS

His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?

These two geniuses found a way to fail 'free time' in gym class. But don't panic, the good news is that their inability to handle rope swings means their virginity pact is still solid.

In a world whose fabric seems to be crumbling away in a sea of economic collapse and urban rage, fuelled by a corrupt capitalist system that rewards selfishness and greed, even shadows won't work properly.

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.

A true WTF moment, a real classic has to leave you completely speechless. Oerhaps with one slightly raised eyebrow or a slack jaw. If you Don't pause for a few seconds afterwards and silently mouth "What the f#ck?" it's not a classic.

Once you commit to venturing into a creepy wood-paneled basement like this one, a guy doing a somersault onto his friend's chest full of mouse traps is probably the most normal thing you'll see.

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Like running on a treadmill and drinking wasn't already hard enough.. LOL

This over enthusiastic amateur belly dancer tries her very hardest to be sultry and seductive, and it’s kind of working until…whoops! Hello Narnia! They just don’t make em’ like this anymore!

Taylor Swift’s music never sounded so good, as Samuel L sings his version of her hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. Perhaps “sing” is too strong a word here - Still, it beats listening to the original.

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.