Old Jedi Mind Trick!

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!

Not half as rude as it looks, this is a genius cosplay idea and one that anyone who has played the Sims will crack a smile over. Beats the hell out of going as an overweight Harley Quinn or character from Kingdom Hearts any day.

If you want to see a lack of self-respect, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert recently got schooled in this subject when he unleashed fury on LeBron James in a letter published to the web in Comic Sans. Each font has it's time and place.

Ok, so when is the one time you can show pictures of your naked child to another adult and point out and laugh about his penis? Think about it if it was a dad with his daughter, something is rotten in the state of Denmark here!?

As if the great big cuddly pandas weren't daft enough, the female armour sets in the new World Of Warcraft expansion promise to be utterly ridiculous. Still, at least you'll have something to gawp at.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

There comes a time when you just need to wind people up, when the only thing that's going to work for you is a little bit of trolling. And for those times, you need to practice your trollface.

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!