Who Should you Date?

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

If only life were this simple. Someone really needs to figure out the whole portals thing as soon as possible. We could easily solve most of life's problems!

We spend an awful lot of our time watching it, or illegally downloading stuff that was on it, anyway. But I bet you're not aware of these little facts. Memorise them and then recount them down the bar and show your friends what a loser you really are.

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

Arachnophobia is a debilitating affliction. You don't even need to be a sufferer to feel it's sting. If your flatmate has it, you could come home to this.

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!

Thats the trouble with being a cat, it's a solitary life when you are out in the wild, stalking potential snacks and making sure the neighbourhood dog is terrified of you. You start to get slightly paranoid.

If you want to see a lack of self-respect, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

cats might seem laid back but there are some things that they just can't live without. In most cases it's whatever you happen to be eating or cooking while they are in the same room.

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!