Oktoberfest Lovlies!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

Lots of cute chicks with BIG guns and something tells me they are VERY adept at finding their way around a big weapon that doesn't fire blanks, not only that but you just know they are used to taking orders!

The nine Best Picture Oscar nominees have been given a LEGO makeover. Posters for Gravity, Philomena, Her, Captain Phillips, Nebraska, Dallas Buyers Club, 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle and The Wolf of Wall Street have all been recreated.

It's a wonder of nature (or fluke) when it comes to taking a photograph of a fast moving event, one micro-second too early or too late and you will have missed the crucial moment where it all comes together. Life's awesome.

You really don't need a dirty mind to see the double-entendres on display here. It's the comical result of space-saving and abbreviation failage on an seriously epic scale. What were they thinking. Seriously?

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

Ridley Scott's iconic sci-fi horror has been the bench mark of all scary alien based movies since it's release in 1979. If you're a fan and haven't seen these behind-the-scenes shots, you're in for a treat.

If you're not a fan of seriously hairy ladies then you are about to enter the revolting realm of upchuck central. I'm not averse to a bit of body hair but when they have more than me it's just a bit weird.

Pretty important in terms of the whole human biology thingamajiggy, the human brain, from whatever scientifiic approach you take is a total scumbag. A wondrous marvel of evolution, but still a total scumbag.

When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.