Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

Another job well-done by the fine folks at Epic Fail Earth-Moving company.

The infamous "Dictator" appears on morning TV in Australia. He doesn't pull any punches and has more than likely caused the producer of the show to get fired...

It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your tree. Did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.

One for the bucket list; Drink a milkshake on a motorbike going at 100 miles per hour. It's a great way to cool down - the combination of frozen dairy and wind chill may cause your nipples to fall clean off.

Creating a dog with hands is one thing, but creating a mutant abomination, able to eat processed cheese snack pots is threatening the existence of every living slacker on the planet. Science has finally gone too far.

You might think that doing the robot right next to a soccer player trying to take a corner would be a good way to get your ass kicked. Guess these players aren't easily distracted as they don't even seem to notice these two dancing away.

Girls in exotic locations lounging around in bikinis with flowers in their hair looking all pretty and adorable. Why? Who really cares, that’s not what’s important. What’s important is it’s been made and we can see it for free.

The new generation of video gaming is not lost on this dude - This old guy delivers a well-timed elbow to his son's face. Who says old people have a hard time picking up new technology?

EA have added some interesting physics and collision detection. Here’s a compilation of what happens when it all goes hilariously wrong. This kind of physics defying ridiculousness is probably the only reason I’d play this game…