Hungry Hound Is Hungry

Creating a dog with hands is one thing, but creating a mutant abomination, able to eat processed cheese snack pots is threatening the existence of every living slacker on the planet. Science has finally gone too far.

Whoah. Cats on crack, autotuned to the max - WTF - in 10 years time you'll suddenly breakdown while walking down the street and that's the time delay on how this bad craziness will affect you.

The horror….the horror of it all! How could humanity allow a crazed DJ, armed with a sledgehammer and an assortment of other wrecking tools to be let loose on precious vinyl? It makes no sense. But wait!

It's not fair. It's just not fair. How come this guy gets such a sweet toy and I don't? I would sell my left nut to have a suit like this. Hell, if I had this dude's know-how I could probably make a robotic replacement!

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

I'm always tempted to react the same way whenever my McDonald's decides to stop selling the McRib. How can they do that to me?

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

This is home-grown and packs a punch! Chicks on the receiving end of a watermelon that's travelling just under the speed of sound is truly something to behold - OUCH!

What's this!? Somebody call Mulder and Scully because this footage shows a UFO hovering over a tourist hotspot in London.

Hmm, A re-invented previously somewhat obscure comic book character doing battle with the quintessential bare handed, ass kicking master.. Sounds like a turkey shoot to us.