Nine Eleven

The first major terrorist attack on US soil and it was one that shocked the world. Whether thinking about it makes you angry, sad or patriotic, there's no denying that it makes for some extremely powerful images.

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!

The title has no relation to the sumptuous selection of babes except that a lot of these chicks do seem to be gravitating towards the corner of the room - Dirty Dancing it aint'....But then again :)

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun, and these girls look like they know how to do that!

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' when you txt - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

It's time for the Monday experience to hit you once again, except, it's Tuesday, because yesterday you were out celebrating the life of Jeebus & today you are nursing a killer hangover. I'd suggest a large dose of this.

Are you worried that you're a little bit on the untidy side? Really? Believe me, you're nthing compared to these people. If untidy was akin to a punch in the arm then these offenders would be standing trail for mass murder.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

If you are a fan of the best Zombie soap opera to ever grace our TV screens then i reckon you might find some of these 'dead' funny (see what i dead there!?) - It's a dangerous world when the real threat to humankind is a woman.