Nice Day For A Bike Ride

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

Ever feel that there is far too much on offer at your local chicken shop, even though all they serve is chicken? This guy does and he’s written a song about it. All he really wants is a bucket of chicken. Is that too much to ask?

Signed up for your iPhone 5 yet? No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe this super-banned (that’s, like, much more banned than a normal ban) promo will get your juices flowing enough for you to spend you hard earned cash.

The NBA starts up in about a month here, and it looks like Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets might just start getting into the infamous LeBron/Dwight Howard trick shot competitions.

This soon-to-be-in-pain loser gathers a pretty decent crowd to watch him do a rather small jump off a short roof and he still manages to screw it up faceplanting hard. FAIL!

I think I've completely lost any hope that people actually stop for pedestrians in crosswalks. Thankfully, this lady was perfectly fine.

Great Scott! It's not every day you see something this awesome, so savour it. Roads? Where he's going he doesn't need 'Roads'. For once at least nobody will ask him why he's wearing a life preserver...

This prop malfunction during a rendition of "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" leaves the guy in the pillory facedown on the floor, where it's got to be very difficult to look on the bright side of life.

If you own a pug you probably have a lot of fun dressing it up and laughing right into it's ridiculous deformed face as it's tear filled eyes scream "kill me". That's what they for. Here's another awesome outfit for your amusement.