Noob Saibot Is A Noob

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

This is the Daft Punk thing all over again -- but this time, the dancer's are drunk - LOL

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

Because a snow day without a near-death experience is a snow day wasted. In Russia, the snow doesn't kill you, you kill the snow!

G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.

I've seen some dumb things in my time but this stunt was doomed to failure from the outset. Still it's waay better to watch someone else attempt this than ever trying it out for yourself - OUCH!

You have to ask yourself a very simple question here: What do the truck and the two girls' brains have in common? They both perform better when in contact with the road - How dumb can some people get?

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Taking a nap behind the wheel is dangerous at any age